The Wandering Elf đŸ§

Meet Bernupicus, the mischievous little elf searching for a purpose

Bernupicus walked the crowded streets of Chicago, no one the wiser of his true identity. It had been years since his time spent up north and truthfully it felt like a whole different life. He has not embraced the proper elf culture though and his powers had proved too weak to keep up with the day-to-day job requirements needed.

They had found a good assignment helping out with the reign deer but somehow that life just never satisfied him. He had always felt like he was destined to do more.

So one day he did the unthinkable. Bernupicus packed a bag and fled in the cover of night from the only home destined for an elf. Through the frosty cold lands, he walked an unwavering pace— undeterred by neither the brisk air nor the lonesome company.

Both were staples in his life anyway.

During his travels, he thought long and hard about what his new life would look like among normal people. Sure he was short, but he would no longer be ridiculed for his weak powers or ineptitude. He would get a fresh start.

So here in Chicago, Bernupicus walked the streets cloaked not in bright colors but instead a dark jacket and fluffy hat that allowed him to blend in on the streets. Not that the disguise was needed— for most passerby’s had eyes for only a few feet of pavement in front of them or more often the screen held within their hands.

As the night wore on he shifted his focus from exploring the city streets to finding a cozy lodging to rest his eyes. He didn’t need much- just something out of the way. The previous few nights had been spent behind dumpsters and he had been surprised to find he wasn’t alone. Interestingly enough, it was these folks that paid him the most attention. A quick nod or soft smile as if to say— ‘I see you man, we’re in this together.’

A beautiful young woman exited a jewelry shop ahead, dressed in expensive furs. She spoke on the phone in a childish way that suggested she was talking to a young kid. The lady slipped through a side alley and seemingly out of Bernupicus‘ life but something felt off. A feeling of danger flooded his mind and he knew that the lady was in trouble.

Bernupicus hastened to follow and slipped into the side alley, but not before two other individuals pursued closely behind the oblivious lady that eagerly anticipated seeing her child.

A third person, huge and menacing stepped out in front of Bernupicus and let out a deep growl of a warning. “This way’s closed, pal.” The man cracked his knuckles loudly and looked seconds away from taking a swing at him for no reason.

Behind the man, the lady had finally realized the danger she was in and let out a scream that was quickly stifled by the two in pursuit as they grabbed her and covered her mouth.

What barbarians! Bernupicus felt rage swell up within him and he attempted to pass the large clown that tried to block his path.

“Oh, you want some too, eh!” The man’s eyes lit up with a hungry intensity and he practically drooled as he wound up to hit Bernupicus.

Bernupicus, however, extended his hand ever so slightly, and upon contact with his finger to the large man’s belly, the man flew back and landed in a huddled mess. He had never felt such power flowing through him before and he instinctively snapped his fingers, now appearing beside the two attacking men.

He blinked and gathered his bearings. This had been the first time he had successfully managed to transport like that. It certainly would’ve made traveling from the north much easier. Actually, he probably would’ve had a much better job— maybe even one of ole’ Nick’s trusted runners.

Ifs and buts though. That’s not the way it happened and as such, Bernupicus found himself here now to help.

The lady had been dropped to the ground now, whimpering but doing as told to remain silent.

“Not today guys,” Bernupicus whispered. Ole Nick would not approve. With swift, decisive action, he snapped again causing the two attackers’ hats to push down over their eyes. Both let out a surprised gasp and flailed their arms up to shield from an attacker. Bernupicus however was too quick for their slow punches and within seconds, had touched both of them— sending them into a nearby wall. Out cold, Bernupicus tied their shoelaces, belt, and jacket sleeves together and let out a lofty chuckle.

The lady lying on the ground had finally managed to stop crying and looked over to see the cause of the pause.

Her eyes rested on Bernupicus for just a moment before he snapped and made himself invisible. She shook her head as if confused, and then slowly rose to her feet.

“Whoever’s out there,” she started. “You are my hero.” Then she scrambled out of the alley, pausing just once to look back at the exact spot that Bernupicus stood.

Bernupicus stood straight, proud as he’d ever allowed. Finally, he had a purpose.

The End.

Happy Holidays my friends! I hope you’ve all found or are actively pursuing your purpose. Be like Bernupicus and challenge yourself. Just remember to have some fun.

Author Cameron Kielb

Perfecting your elevator pitch line.

I’ve come to realize the importance of a well rehearsed elevator pitch line. If you’re wondering what that is– it’s simply a one or two sentence statement explaining your product or proposal to a potential customer. This is a hard concept to grasp the importance of– at least it was for me. But the reality is we write for ourselves first and then for others with the hopes that our story can engage the reader into a pleasant experience.

The thing is… you need your reader to purchase your story for that to happen at all. Thus the reality that though I didn’t create a story to get into sales and advertising, it still needs to be done.

In the past I’ve struggled with a very simple question– “What is your book about?”

“Umm… its a journey full of magic and uh friends who have to fight people and you know… blah blah.. blah.. I don’t really know.. .you’re losing interest… don’t buy my book.”

Okay maybe I’m exaggerating a little bit but the truth of the matter is I had never rehearsed and thought about the best way to explain my books quickly and succinctly which is important in this day and age. I realized that for the sake of my book I NEEDED to sit down and write up both a one sentence and then a couple paragraph synopsis. Then, I practiced the living heck out of it.

The one sentence version– the elevator pitch, if you will, should draw the potential buyer to ask more questions which can hopefully lead to more interest and a potential sale.

Here’s what I’ve come up with for my series– “The Kingdom

It’s about ~A group of friends who must challenge the immoral norms of a broken society in order to save humanity from an oppressive and powerful enemy.

What’s that? You want to hear more? Well check this out then!

Devastated by a global war that wiped out much of humanity, three friends realize that we still had not learned from our mistakes.

Replacing the age of technology, people with magic begin to emerge dividing the population (once again). Fear leads to exclusion, which leads to conflict, which leads to violence. The cycle never seems to stop.    

The Kingdom highlights the journey of three friends—Mox, Brand, and Nikki, who must overcome the challenges of diversity and immoral norms of socialization and save the world before it’s too late.

Yes, of course you can buy the whole series right now and immediately leave raving reviews 🙂 Okay, this might be a little hemmed up but you get the picture.

Just remember, whether selling your book, service, or anything else you’ve been working on, think about your customer and then create a dynamite elevator pitch that draws them in before it’s too late. (Can be seconds)

Good Luck!

Author Cameron Kielb

October sci-fi/ fantasy book giveaway.

https://books.bookfunnel.com/sopera52020/axjhj67t4b

I like a good ole fashioned book giveaways. It’s a chance for emerging authors to showcase their work and give readers a chance to discover them.

In truth, it’s a hard concept for an author to truly commit to. All the time, effort, and not to mention money, that went into the project makes the thought of gifting the book a hard concept to swallow.

Nonetheless, the success of an indie author relies on building a genuine reader following and in today’s world, it’s maddeningly hard to do that. With that in mind, sometimes we must sacrifice our pride and do what’s right to help our (business) grow.

Check out the book giveaway above! You just never know what treasure you’re going to find.

My first book in the epic fantasy series, The Kingdom is available free though this giveaway. For more information about the book or series, check out my website.

Happy hunting!

Author Cameron Kielb

What’s stopping you?

Have you had a great idea for a book? A story that sang to your soul and made you excited. Did you then fail to translate that idea to paper, left instead to decay in the recesses of your mind— or maybe on a scribbled notepad/word doc left to be forgotten.

Bummer.

But you’re not alone! Unfortunately this happens a lot, denying eager readers the amazing material they wanted.

I’m putting together a series of tools and advise that I found helpful while writing The Kingdom.

First off— word count goal!

What are your word count goals? Is it daily? Weekly? Even monthly?

Do you have one at all?

You should and here’s why-

Creating a story requires disciplined writing week in and week out. The ability to stay steady and consistent is what separates those who have completed a story and those who have not.

It’s easy to come up with a story idea— maybe even a vague story outline, but having the patience to sit and transform an idea into a book requires work.

Word count goals are an excellent way to keep yourself motivated and moving. It can be sooo hard to continually pick up and start a story over and over again, and frankly the writing will probably suffer for it.

Individual goals for how much to write will, of course, differ from person to person based off of time constraints, writing goal, etc. but I encourage you to create one that pushes you to write and continue to make progressive project.

When I wrote my first epic fantasy series- The Kingdom— my work and home life allowed me to shoot for a 5k week minimum which worked out well. As I work on my newest book and juggle time marketing my author website and previous books my current goal is scaled back to 3-5k a week. This may be small to some, but for me it keeps the story moving in the time available.

Try it out and keep it reasonable!

Author Cameron Kielb

Apple Pickin

It officially feels like fall here in the Midwest! To be clear, I’m not a ‘pumpkin spice fanatic’ that has been desperately waiting all year for this time to come- but I wouldn’t say no either! I like being outdoors, and fall is just the perfect time to do so. There’s also just something so perfect about cozying up in your favorite sweatshirt, grabbing a hot cup of coffee, tea, cocoa.. whatever! and enjoying a good book.

I’m currently reading “The long way to a small, ugly planet” and am enjoying that. I’ll post a full review on the book once I finish. You can see I enjoy reading sci fi and fantasy just as much as writing it.

I just processed a solid paperback order of my books (The Kingdom) and can’t wait to receive them and get them out to my readers hands.

Check out my website for more information! Stay tuned for nauseating images and updates all about the wonders of fall.

Author Cameron Kielb

How about them apples?